Uncle will become a Donkey

一直以來我都沒在家裡抽煙, 平時吃飽飯都到外面去抽飯後煙。昨天, 我照常到外面去抽煙。剛剛好我家的破壞王(2歲)跑出來看到我抽煙。他對我說: "小舅(既是我) 會變Donkey"。 我開始莫名其妙。回到家她繞著她外婆(既是我老母), 双掌放在頭上當作驢子的耳朵的說"小舅變Donkey !! 小舅變Donkey !!"。她外婆哈哈笑著對我說她今天看了小木偶匹諾邱的卡通。她記得匹諾邱被狐狸帶壞,學抽煙喝酒,最後長出驢耳朵&尾巴的那一幕。這次我真的敗了給她..........

I don't smoke in my home. Usually I go out and smoke after meals. Yesterday i was smoke outside. Suddenly Destroyer (My 2 years old nierce) saw i was smoking , she came near to me and said : "Uncle (Me) will become a donkey". I was blur. When I was home, she ran around her granny (My mother) , keep saying "Uncle will become a donkey !! Uncle will become a donkey !!" . Her granny laugh out loud and told me that she watched Pinocchio today. She remember the scene that Pinocchio became a donkey after smoking and drinking. Oh My God ~~ I was totally defeated by her this time.....